Lately, my other friends are cramping up the lunch table. The one I usually sit at with at least two other people. Now, there's at least 10 people at the table! 10!!! And 6 of them are blonde!!! I CANNOT HAVE THAT MUCH BLONDE IN MY LIFE!!! (I mean, nuthin' against blondes. Pffff.)
How did this happen, you ask? Well, it started out with just me and my verrry close friend. (And she's a blonde!!) And then.....
~Our other friend knew us so she sat at the table.
~A new girl came, which I welcomed, so she sat at the table.
~Another new girl came, which verrry close friend and I welcomed, so she sat at the table.
~One girl hated on another girl but knew us so she sat at the table.
~Another girl hated on her as well so she sat at the table.
~Three girls were the "one girl's" friend, so they stalked her and sat at the table.
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, JUST SIT AT THE TABLE!!!!
The worst part about this is that this is the common way a conflict proceeds between two friends around here:
~Something bad happens.
~One girl gets mad.
~The other gets mad.
~They ignore each other for a few days.
~Like magic, they make up. And repeat it over and over again. Just like a broken record.
Which is weird, since this is how my "fights" are like with my friends:
~The friend is mad.
~I stay quiet for a little bit.
~We proceed with caution.
~A minute or so later, it's back to normal. This repeats every month or so... Fights are healthy. :)
But, um, basically, Y U NO STAY AT REGULAR TABLE???!!? It's all just gonna blow over eventually. Nothing good will happen if you A) ignore the friend or B) crowd up some random table. I mean, aren't there other tables??! Here that, ladies?! Don't break up with your friend. Just proceed with caution and make up 10 seconds later.
How did this happen, you ask? Well, it started out with just me and my verrry close friend. (And she's a blonde!!) And then.....
~Our other friend knew us so she sat at the table.
~A new girl came, which I welcomed, so she sat at the table.
~Another new girl came, which verrry close friend and I welcomed, so she sat at the table.
~One girl hated on another girl but knew us so she sat at the table.
~Another girl hated on her as well so she sat at the table.
~Three girls were the "one girl's" friend, so they stalked her and sat at the table.
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, JUST SIT AT THE TABLE!!!!
The worst part about this is that this is the common way a conflict proceeds between two friends around here:
~Something bad happens.
~One girl gets mad.
~The other gets mad.
~They ignore each other for a few days.
~Like magic, they make up. And repeat it over and over again. Just like a broken record.
Which is weird, since this is how my "fights" are like with my friends:
~The friend is mad.
~I stay quiet for a little bit.
~We proceed with caution.
~A minute or so later, it's back to normal. This repeats every month or so... Fights are healthy. :)
But, um, basically, Y U NO STAY AT REGULAR TABLE???!!? It's all just gonna blow over eventually. Nothing good will happen if you A) ignore the friend or B) crowd up some random table. I mean, aren't there other tables??! Here that, ladies?! Don't break up with your friend. Just proceed with caution and make up 10 seconds later.